This photo won’t sell these shorts, shopping website.

kellyoxford:

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I mean, if they look like this on a model…

My experience playing Dead Space

Sure, why not…

Looks shitty but I’ve seen worse

Some shit popped up out of nowhere and grabbed my foot…

Started dragging me across the floor…

I screamed and tried to shoot the fucker… but no bullets left…

Then shit happened.

Nope…

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.

Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting
annanuka:

50 Books Like 50 Shades Of Grey 
annanuka:

I just made a list of the best 90s cartoons for anyone interested 
Who needs dentists anyway? Cocaine ad from 1885
Patrick Willis likes skittles too.
Let’s go 49ers! 
All you need 
Tall girl problems